Welcome to SingingSQL

You have three possible reasons to hire any performance and tuning assistance:

Your hardware cannot handle the throughput needs of your business, and you would rather spend a little on tuning than a lot on hardware. Hardware is expensive, but getting cheaper, rapidly – postponing a hardware purchase even a few months, without sacrificing business, saves real money.
Your employees are wasting valuable time waiting for applications to respond, and you would rather spend a little on tuning than a lot on paying your employees to watch hourglasses spin.
Your customers are wasting time waiting for applications to respond, and you would rather spend a little on tuning than be on the wrong end of market-share loss for having the application that most annoys your customers.

You have four overriding reasons to hire SingingSQL to address these needs:

I understand how to measure performance problems at all layers in terms of impact on your business throughput and in terms of the cost of wasted time, and I rigorously, systematically find and resolve the problems that hurt your business the most, without wasting time on the hundreds of other technical imperfections that only cost you pennies a year.
I resolve your problems fast – whatever your performance problem, I have probably seen it before, and I have a ready solution to that class of problem.
I never fail. There is always a solution to any significant real-world performance problem and I have never failed to find it. If you suspect you will be the exception, buy the fixed-price solution, above – I deliver or you do not pay!
I require almost no help at all, so your internal costs are nil. I do not offer the usual, long, drawn-out solution-by-committee approach to performance and tuning. If you know what your problem is, I just need a succinct description, and I will deliver a succinct solution. If you just know that your system is slow, give me access, and I will find the problems and solutions for you.